Bitches love the cheddar

Let Julia Allison be a lesson to you

There really isn’t such thing as “internet fame.”

And if the closest you come to achieving this elusive and temporary state is to become a somewhat well-known in a relatively small Midwestern city, well, don’t let it go to your head too much.

The fall from stardom won’t be a long one, but it won’t be pretty.

Make sure you have a few friends left to catch you when you do eventually start to tumble.