Sharted.
So there is this guy who, for the sake of not totally blowing my cover, shall remain anonymous. He is planning a trip to Disney World and created a Twitter account so people could follow his mundane updates about buying sunscreen or whatever the fuck he talks about (I don’t follow it because I actually like mental stimulation).
So this guy, who we’ll call Sharted, also bought a brand new car recently. And a new computer. And then he found out he got a role in an off-Broadway play (which I’m pretty sure is more like an off-off-off-Broadway play) and started raising money so he could head to New York for a few weeks or whatever.
Hey fucker - here’s a thought. Why don’t you skip Disneyworld, deal with your shit computer and older car and pay for it yourself.
You’re not raising money for cancer. You’re not donating your time to feed the hungry. You’re not even picking up fucking trash on the side of the fucking highway.
You’re asking people to shell out money to pay for YOU to go to New York City and live it up for a month and act in a fucking play.
I hope it’s just like that really awful play that Smith Jerrod starred in during an episode of Sex and the City. You know - the ridiculous play where he wore overalls and ended up dropping trou in front of the audience. I hope you pull your pants down and people vomit.
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