June 2009
1 post
Let Julia Allison be a lesson to you
There really isn’t such thing as “internet fame.”
And if the closest you come to achieving this elusive and temporary state is to become a somewhat well-known in a relatively small Midwestern city, well, don’t let it go to your head too much.
The fall from stardom won’t be a long one, but it won’t be pretty.
Make sure you have a few friends left to catch...
May 2009
5 posts
Dodged a bullet
My ex-boyfriend has adult braces and named his child after John McCain.
What the fuck was I thinking with that one?
Things I am sooooo over:
Pretentious fuckers who make zero effort at friendship, douchebag local musicians and the douchebag “non-profit” organization that basically just spams its supporters all day long, people who work at local ad agencies and have zero clue about social media, Aneesa who is apparently 37 and still goes on Real World/Road Rules challenges and has the emotional maturity of an 11 year old,...
This day.
Has pretty much been absolute shit. I cried in front of my boss (awesome), dealt with some assholes over the phone (also awesome), and generally felt bloated and awful.
And then my best friend emailed me to tell me she started her period. TMI, I know, but - what the fuck - she’s the only person who reads this blog. So the funny/weird science thing about best friends is that by some womanly...
Sharted.
So there is this guy who, for the sake of not totally blowing my cover, shall remain anonymous. He is planning a trip to Disney World and created a Twitter account so people could follow his mundane updates about buying sunscreen or whatever the fuck he talks about (I don’t follow it because I actually like mental stimulation).
So this guy, who we’ll call Sharted, also bought a...
Sweet anonymity
This is the part where I stopped being polite and started getting real.